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If something is "'''nothing to sneeze at'''," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/congestion-flonase/ Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Especially so if that something is a surgically-opened body cavity.   
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If something is "'''nothing to sneeze at'''," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/congestion-flonase/ Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase (Gomerblog)]</ref>  Especially so if that something is an open cavity.   
  
  
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SURGEON 1 (''pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an [[Ex Lap|ex lap]]''): Would you look at this [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ small bowel obstruction]?  This is certainly '''nothing to sneeze at'''.
 
SURGEON 1 (''pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an [[Ex Lap|ex lap]]''): Would you look at this [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ small bowel obstruction]?  This is certainly '''nothing to sneeze at'''.
  
SURGEON 2 (''unable to hold it in, begins sneezing into the open abdominal cavity''): Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  (''Sniffles, then wipes snot on [[Sleeves|sleeve]].)
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SURGEON 2 (''Unable to hold it in, begins sneezing into the open abdominal cavity''): Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!  (''Sniffles, then wipes snot on [[Sleeves|sleeve]].)
 
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SURGEON 1 (''miffed''): Damn it!  What did I just say?
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SURGEON 1 (''Miffed''): Damn it!  What did I just say?
  
 
SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up.
 
SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up.
 
 
'''Additional Reading'''
 
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* [[Allergic Ryanitis]]
 
* [[Allergy Pride]]
 
* [[Cough]]
 
* [[Dyspnea]]
 
* [[EpiPen]]
 
* [[Perennial Allergy List]]
 
* [[Pneumonia]]
 
* [[Seasonal Allergy List]]
 
* [[SOB]]
 
  
  

Revision as of 14:21, 9 July 2017

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If something is "nothing to sneeze at," then it deserves some serious attention, so much so that you should start taking daily Zyrtec & Flonase.[1] Especially so if that something is an open cavity.


Example


SURGEON 1 (pointing into a patient's bowels during the middle of an ex lap): Would you look at this small bowel obstruction? This is certainly nothing to sneeze at.

SURGEON 2 (Unable to hold it in, begins sneezing into the open abdominal cavity): Ahhhhh-CHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Sniffles, then wipes snot on sleeve.)

SURGEON 1 (Miffed): Damn it! What did I just say?

SURGEON 2: Sorry, pollen's acting up.


References


  1. Doctor Tries to Clear Up Traffic Congestion with Flonase (Gomerblog)


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