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There are several versions of the "'''Twelve Days of Christmas'''," but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of ''Scrubs'' (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:  
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There are several versions of the "'''Twelve Days of Christmas'''", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of ''Scrubs'' (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:  
  
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On the first day of [[Christmas]]
  
''On the first day of [[Christmas]]''
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My true love gave to me
  
''My true love gave to me''
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A [[Alcohol (Song)|drunk]] who drove into a tree
  
''A [[Alcohol (Song)|drunk]] who drove into a tree''
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On the second day of [[Christmas]]
  
''On the second day of [[Christmas]]''
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My true love gave to me
  
''My true love gave to me''
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Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]
  
''Two shattered [[Skull Cap|skulls]]''
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And a drunk who drove into a tree
  
''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
 
  
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Twelve beaten children
  
''Twelve beaten children''
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Eleven drive-by shootings
  
''Eleven drive-by shootings''
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Ten frozen homeless
  
''Ten frozen homeless''
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Nine amputations
  
''Nine amputations''
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Eight burn victims
  
''Eight burn victims''
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Seven strangled shoppers
  
''Seven strangled shoppers''
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Six random knifings
  
''Six random knifings''
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Five suicides
  
''Five suicides''
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Four beaten wives
  
''Four beaten wives''
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Three ODs
  
''Three ODs''
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Two shattered skulls
  
''Two shattered skulls''
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And a drunk who drove into a tree
 
 
''And a drunk who drove into a tree''
 
  
 
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[[Category:Medical Holidays]]
 
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[[Category:Scrubs]]

Revision as of 13:55, 15 July 2017

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There are several versions of the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but the most applicable version to health care comes from the "My Personal Jesus" episode of Scrubs (Season 1 Episode 11), illustrating how soul-crushing it can be to be a health care professional over the winter holidays:

On the first day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

A drunk who drove into a tree

On the second day of Christmas

My true love gave to me

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


Twelve beaten children

Eleven drive-by shootings

Ten frozen homeless

Nine amputations

Eight burn victims

Seven strangled shoppers

Six random knifings

Five suicides

Four beaten wives

Three ODs

Two shattered skulls

And a drunk who drove into a tree


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