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| − | A '''potty party''' is a phenomenon occurring when a hospitalized patient with multiple co-morbidities requires toileting and the assistance of more than one member of the hospital staff to facilitate preparation for or status post bladder or bowel evacuation. Occurs when several extraneous medical devices, such as [http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/eager-medical-students/ intravenous lines], [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/stage-5-pressure-ulcer/ wound VAC], [[Nasal Cannula|extra-long nasal cannula tubing]], or continuous gastric tube feeding, are attached to the patient but the patient has orders to ambulate to the bathroom and more than one hospital staff member is needed to wrangle the IV pole, carry the patient's train, or generally supervise.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/patient-accidentally-discharged-home/ Patient Accidentally Discharged Home with Telemetry, Nasal Cannula, Central Line, Arterial Line, Nasogastric Tube…]</ref> Also occurs when an [[Panniculus|immobile patient]] presents with a [[Code Brown|code brown]] diarrheal [[Shituation|shituation]] requiring "all hands on the poop deck" to prevent the patient from drowning in C. diff fudge.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/difference-charting-sharting/ The Difference Between Sharting & Charting]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/american-brown-cross/ American Red Cross Creates American Brown Cross for Fecal Transplant Donations]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/fecal-transplant-2/ Tearful Reunion Between Fecal Transplant Donor & Recipient Captured in Video]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/fecal-transplant/ Fecal Transplant for C. diff Safe, Effective, Gross]</ref> | + | A '''potty party''' is a phenomenon occurring when a hospitalized patient with multiple co-morbidities requires toileting and the assistance of more than one member of the hospital staff to facilitate preparation for or status post bladder or bowel evacuation. Occurs when several extraneous medical devices, such as [http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/eager-medical-students/ intravenous lines], [http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/stage-5-pressure-ulcer/ wound VAC], [[Nasal Cannula|extra-long nasal cannula tubing]], or continuous gastric tube feeding, are attached to the patient but the patient has orders to ambulate to the bathroom and more than one hospital staff member is needed to wrangle the IV pole, carry the patient's train, or generally supervise.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/07/patient-accidentally-discharged-home/ Patient Accidentally Discharged Home with Telemetry, Nasal Cannula, Central Line, Arterial Line, Nasogastric Tube… (Gomerblog)]</ref> Also occurs when an [[Panniculus|immobile patient]] presents with a [[Code Brown|code brown]] diarrheal [[Shituation|shituation]] requiring "all hands on the poop deck" to prevent the patient from drowning in [[C. diff]] fudge.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/difference-charting-sharting/ The Difference Between Sharting & Charting (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/american-brown-cross/ American Red Cross Creates American Brown Cross for Fecal Transplant Donations (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/fecal-transplant-2/ Tearful Reunion Between Fecal Transplant Donor & Recipient Captured in Video (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/fecal-transplant/ Fecal Transplant for C. diff Safe, Effective, Gross (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| + | * [[Bowel Prep]] | ||
| + | * [[Colonoscopy]] | ||
| + | * [[GoHEAVILY]] | ||
| + | * [[Morning Poop]] | ||
| + | * [[Number One]] | ||
| + | * [[Number Two]] | ||
| + | * [[Number Three]] | ||
| + | * [[Rectal Intubation]] | ||
| + | * [[Sh*ts and Giggles]] | ||
Latest revision as of 19:17, 19 July 2017
A potty party is a phenomenon occurring when a hospitalized patient with multiple co-morbidities requires toileting and the assistance of more than one member of the hospital staff to facilitate preparation for or status post bladder or bowel evacuation. Occurs when several extraneous medical devices, such as intravenous lines, wound VAC, extra-long nasal cannula tubing, or continuous gastric tube feeding, are attached to the patient but the patient has orders to ambulate to the bathroom and more than one hospital staff member is needed to wrangle the IV pole, carry the patient's train, or generally supervise.[1] Also occurs when an immobile patient presents with a code brown diarrheal shituation requiring "all hands on the poop deck" to prevent the patient from drowning in C. diff fudge.[2][3][4][5]
Related Reading
- Bowel Prep
- Colonoscopy
- GoHEAVILY
- Morning Poop
- Number One
- Number Two
- Number Three
- Rectal Intubation
- Sh*ts and Giggles
References
- ↑ Patient Accidentally Discharged Home with Telemetry, Nasal Cannula, Central Line, Arterial Line, Nasogastric Tube… (Gomerblog)
- ↑ The Difference Between Sharting & Charting (Gomerblog)
- ↑ American Red Cross Creates American Brown Cross for Fecal Transplant Donations (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Tearful Reunion Between Fecal Transplant Donor & Recipient Captured in Video (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Fecal Transplant for C. diff Safe, Effective, Gross (Gomerblog)
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