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[[File:ASA Logo.jpg|450px|thumb|right]] The '''American Society of Anesthesiologists''' (or '''[[Aspirin 40 mg|ASA]]''') is a medical association of anesthesiologists organized to raise the standards of [[Treaty of Drapes|table draping]] and Sudoku play ("Let no puzzle go unsolved").<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/11/why-do-anesthesiologists/ Why Do Anesthesiologists Really Put Up That Drape in the OR?(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/anesthesiologist-calls-for-stat-sudoku-help-in-or-3/ Anesthesiologist Calls for STAT Sudoku Help in OR 3(Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Mission Statement'''
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To scratch any itches<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/anesthesiologists-now-required-by-law-to-scratch-itching-surgeons-during-operations/ Anesthesiologists Now Required by Law to Scratch Itching Surgeons During Operations(Gomerblog)]</ref>, raise any [[Table Sugar|tables]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/anesthesia-to-bill-for-table-changes/ Anesthesia to Bill for Table Changes(Gomerblog)]</ref>, and put on one hell of a puppet show for our surgical colleagues.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/puppet-show/ Anesthesiologist Puts Up Drape, Puppet Show for Surgeons]</ref> '''Some of Our Favorite Games'''----* [[Angry Turds]]* [[Assassin's Cream]]* [[Assteroids]]* [[Axis & Allies]]* [[Double Dragon]]* [[Grand Theft Autopsy]]* [[Tibial Pursuit]]* [[Womb Raider]]