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| − | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from | + | In religion, '''God''' is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and [[Omnipotent|omnipotent]]. Yet despite these characteristics, He ''still'' needs [[Prior Authorization|prior authorization]] prior to divine intervention.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/05/divine-intervention/ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)</ref> Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.<ref>Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)</ref> |
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| − | + | * [[Eye Dios Mio!]] | |
| − | + | * [[Holysystolic Murmur]] | |
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| − | + | * [[I Will Always Love You (Song)]] | |
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| − | + | * [[Jerusalem Artichoke]] | |
| − | + | * [[L'Chaimlich Maneuver]] | |
| − | + | * [[Pastorization]] | |
| − | + | * [[Pontificate]] | |
| − | + | * [[Surgeon]] | |
| − | + | * [[Temple]] | |
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Latest revision as of 09:54, 28 July 2017
In religion, God is considered the Supreme Being who is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. Yet despite these characteristics, He still needs prior authorization prior to divine intervention.[1][2] Medical students and interns are advised to stay away from God and His wrath when He is filling out paperwork or staffing new consults.[3]
More Reading
- Chick-fil-A
- Christmas
- The Divine Colonoscopy
- Eye Dios Mio!
- Holysystolic Murmur
- Hope
- I Will Always Love You (Song)
- Is there a church or chapel within this hospital?
- Jerusalem Artichoke
- L'Chaimlich Maneuver
- Pastorization
- Pontificate
- Surgeon
- Temple
- Tickle Me Jesus
References
- ↑ God Requires Prior Authorization Before Divine Intervention (Gomerblog)
- ↑ Medicine Consults God for Divine Intervention (Annals of Metaphysical Medicine)
- ↑ Pastoral Care to Staff New Consult with God (Garden of Eden Journal of Medicine)
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