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[[File:Ben Hur Screenshot.jpg|300px|thumb|left]] '''''Ben-Herpes''''' is a 1959 historical drama about [[Chastity Belt|STDs ]] starring Charlton Heston.
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Dr. 99: To think, Ben could easily be treated nowadays with acyclovir.
Lord V Lockwell: To think Ben was patient zero. Thanks Ben.
Dr. Glaucomflecken: An early version of the script had Charlton Heston attempt to shoot the [[Herpes Complex Virus|herpes]] off his [[Testicles|genitalia]].
[[Category:Medical Movies]]
[[Category:Infectious Diseases]]