Karen Weaselsnout-Jones is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the Krebs cycle and brachial plexus.[1][2] As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' soliloquys can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a supply closet and throw away the key.
Other Things The Snout Might Talk About That We Don't Want to Hear About
- Acid-base disorders
- Amino acids
- Gluconeogenesis
- Her personal life
- Oxidative Phosphorylation[3]
- Renal tubular acidosis
- Requests for letters of recommendation
- Glucose-alanine cycle
- The Michaelis-Menten equation
- Einthoven's hendecagon
References
- ↑ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo
- ↑ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle
- ↑ Med Student Yammering About Oxidative Phosphorylation, Kill Us Now
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