A letter of recommendation is a document in which the writer (like an attending physician) assesses the qualities, characteristics, and capabilities of the person being recommended; ignores them; and writers a letter filled with fart jokes and explaining how the person being recommended is "really coming along with that drinking problem."
How to Write a Decent Letter of Recommendation
- A Strong Salutation - Something like "Hey A**hole!" to get their attention.
- Verbs - Really useful to use.
- Nouns - Nouns and verbs are like this power-duo of awesomeness when it comes to letter writing.[1]
- Heavy Emphasis on Drinking Problems - Do not hold back on any details here.[2]
- Consider Talking About Yourself Instead of the Person Being Recommended - It's easier to talk about yourself anyway, right?
- Signature - Optional
- ↑ Medical Scribe to Subspecialize in Verbs
- ↑ After Counseling Patient on Evils of Alcohol Abuse, Medical Team Leaves Work & Gets...
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