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[[Image: Broken Keyboard.jpg|thumb|350px400px|leftright|''"Wow, is this really the best keyboard on this floor? And what's with all the debris?"'']]
In a [[Hospital|hospital]] or clinic, a '''computer keyboard''' is that broken thing directly below your crappy computer's screen and just to the left of that stupid [[Computer Mouse|mouse]], which has most but not all of the letters of the [[AEIOU|alphabet]], a questionably sticky Space bar, and a missing Enter key. Its primary function is to hinder completion of your notes in a timely fashion. According to most health care providers and nurses in particular, the '''computer keyboard''' is in fact a "worthless piece of shit."