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'''Physical Exam'''
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#''[[Vital Signs|Vital signs]]'' - These should be looked at and if any are abnormal, make sure to slap the monitor and make sure it's real. #''Eye exam'' - Hippocrates once said that the ''Door to the intestines is through the eyes." Never mind, that was our friend Ralph who said it. Ralph's an idiot. #''Abdominal exam'' - For the most up-to-date primer on how to perform a mediocre abdominal exam, refer to [http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/physical-exam-tips-abdomen/ Gomerblog's Physical Exam Tips: The Abdomen]. #''Pelvic exam'' - Remember: Channel your inner Rick Hansen.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/avoids-pelvic-exam/ Med Student Avoids Pelvic Exam for Record 1,429th Straight Day (Gomerblog)]</ref> #''Foot Exam'' - Ah, don't bother. We thought we had a great quote from Sir William Osler, but it's just our moronic colleague Ralph again.