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'''Testicles''' are the oval-shaped [[Sperm Whale|sperm]]-producing organs in males contained within the scrotum. Because ''testes'' hang like ''icicles'' off a roof, that is how the name '''testicles''' came to be. The '''testicles''' are meant to be loved and caressed. Any trauma to the '''testicles''' will elicit the well-known and much-maligned testiculosoprano reflex, in which a male's normal voice jumps 8 octaves to express the discomfort and pain. For this reason, the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF) released guidelines recommending against getting kicked in the [[Amazeballs|balls ]] repeatedly<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/u-s-preventive-services-task-force/ USPSTF Recommends Against Getting Kicked in the Balls Repeatedly]</ref>.