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[[File:Bourne Identity Screenshot.jpg|400px|thumb|left|''"Let me perform the splenectomy, or die"'']]
'''''The Bourne Splenectomy''''' continues the story of anesthesiologist Jason Bourne (Matt Damon), this time in his attempt to perform a splenectomy even though he is not qualified to do so.
'''Review'''
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Dr. 99: Matt Damon is one kickass [[Surgeon's Knot|surgeon!]]
Lord V Lockwell: He get's mad at himself for going over the estimated surgical time!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/surgical-time-estimates/ Anesthesiologist, Tired of Inaccurate Surgical Time Estimates, Tells Surgeon How Much Anesthesia Time is Left]</ref>
Dr. Glaucomflecken: Let's all be honest, who ''hasn't'' performed a splenectomy on the roof of a [[Menometrorrhagia|bullet train ]] while being shot at by a helicopter.