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'''How to Reenter a Prometric Site'''
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#'''Say prayer, even if not religious''' - You're gonna need all the help you can get. Don't say we didn't warn you.#'''Provide two passports''' - That's right, two. This is one of the easier steps.#'''Pass retinal scan''' - Of note, the scan will cause permanent damage to your retina. Now you know.#'''Pay $1000 reentry fee''' - Cash only.#'''Submit blood and urine samples''' - These must be collected by a Prometric agent.#'''Testicular exam for men, pelvic exam for women''' - To ensure the highest security, each reentering test taker must submit to a formal 30-minute long genital exam.#'''Repeat testicular or pelvic exam by second Prometric agent''' - You can never be too cautious.#'''Provide another two passports''' - These cannot be the same as the first two passports presented.#'''Reentry colonoscopy''' - Anyone with polyps or bleeding will be admitted to a hospital, in which case the test will be forfeited.#'''Provide doctor's note''' - Must be dated from that day.#'''You have been denied reentry''' - Thank you for using Prometric for your testing needs. Have a great day!
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