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'''That Time Icterus Acted Like an A**hole & DIed Because of It'''
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Daedalus made two pairs of wings out of wax and feathers for himself and '''Icterus'''. Daedalus warned his son not too fly to close to the [[Sunlight|sun ]] or to the sea. But being the jerk that he was, '''Icterus''' flew too close to the sun, causing his wings to melt and his liver to develop jaundice, and he plunged into the sea where he ultimately died of [[Beer Belly|refractory ascites]].
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