Champagne

Champagne is a sparking wine from France that pairs best with two types of patients: (1) patients who are aggressive and sketchy, as it "lightens the patient's tough pain-seeking exterior while the acidity helps dissipate some of your patient's fishy features allowing you to tolerate him or her far longer than you would otherwise be able,"^[1] or (2) patients who are entitled.

References

↑ Tips: What Wine Pairs Well with Patients & Helps Me Cope with Them?

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[1] Tips: What Wine Pairs Well with Patients & Helps Me Cope with Them?

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