Restraints

"That'll teach you to keep pressing that call light!"

Though restraints are used on patients to prevent the pulling out of IVs and Foleys, they are most often used to prevent patients from pressing the nursing call light.^[1]^[2]^[3]^[4] Then and only then can nurses do what matters most: charting.

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[1] Patriotic Call Lights, Pagers to Play National Anthem (Gomerblog)

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[4] Inventor of Call Light Enjoying the 9th Ring of Hell (Gomerblog)

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