User contributions
10 September 2016
Isolation
Created page with "A great attempt to look like Big Bird while taking care of patients. Category:Nursing Category:Medical Attire"
Code Brown
Created page with "Oh Sh*t! Everywhere- just run, run away. Category:Nursing"
Soccer Mom
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Mucous
Created page with "Gross. Category:Medical Terminology Category:Nursing"
Bed Alarm
Created page with "An annoying sound that tell you your patient has fallen. Category:Nursing"
Will it hurt?
Created page with "Yes, yes it will- very badly. Category:Questions"
Butterfly Needle
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Butterfly Needle
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Contractions
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80-Degree Flu
Created page with "Illness that only arises in summer when the weather is extra nice and the work is extra hard."
Soccer Mom
Created page with "A woman that can cure a fracture with her eyes- or [http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/femur-fracture/ herbs]."
Butterfly Needle
Created page with "Multi-colored needle that flies away and looks pretty."
Contractions
Created page with "Abdominal pains that create babies."
Gomercon
Created page with "A day full of everything satire."
Potluck
Created page with "Left over food from patients trays shared by nurses weekly in a secluded, secret location."
Night Shift
Created page with "The easiest shift in the hospital- when all the patients sleep and the nurses party."
Verbal Orders
Created page with "Words that when said, can be written any way you want because after all, that's what the MD really meant."
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