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A '''royal flush''' is when an A, K, Q, J, or 10 flushes the toilet and all of the urine and stool disappears. As good as a '''royal flush''' is, it still isn't as awesome as the no-wipe poop.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/no-wipe-poop/ Scientists Perfect the No-Wipe Poop (Gomerblog)]</ref>