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[[File:Mighty Morphine Power Rangers.jpg|600px|thumb|right]]
The '''''Mighty Morphine Power Rangers''''' is a TV show about superheroes in different colored outfits whose goal, alongside the [[Surgeon General]] and [[Centers for Disease Control and Prevention]], is to fight the opioid epidemic. Their main arch nemesis is the [[Joint Commission]], who came up with the whole [[Pain is the 5th Vital Sign|"pain is the fifth vital sign"]] nonsense. Must see TV.