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Sub-Zero Operating Room

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'''Why?'''
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According to orthopods, the cooler temperatures stimulate bone growth and hunger, allowing them to work out more (bench pressing icebergs and running [[Fartlek|fartlets]] with polar bears on their backbacks) and replenish depleted energy stores with [[Stryker Surgical Snacks]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/stryker-surgical-snacks/ Stryker Surgical Snacks, The Perfect OR Treat (Gomerblog)]</ref>
'''Who Else Can Survive These Temperatures?'''
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The '''sub-zero operating room''' is also home to several species of penguins, seals, and [[Bipolar Disorder|polar bears]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/orthopedic-surgeon-temperature/ New Sub-Zero ORs Trialed: Orthopedic Surgeon Still Asking for Temperature Turned Down (Gomerblog)]</ref>