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'''Nutritional Information'''
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* Serving Size: 1 sandwich* Calories: 49,238,980 * Total Fat: 99% of Lifetime Value* Cholesterol: 8,000 tons* Sodium: Just take [[Lasix (Furosemide)|Lasix (furosemide) now* Total Carbohydrates: Hooray insulin!* Protein: Does it matter at this point?!