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[[File:Assassin's Creed Screenshot.jpg|600px|thumb|right|''"Yikes!! Gonna need a lotta moisturizer to fix THAT wound!"'']]
'''Assassin's cream''' refers to the preferred moisturizer of modern-day Assassin Desmond Miles.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/04/assassins-creed-micu/ Assassin’s Creed: MICU(Gomerblog)]</ref> As Miles often says, "One cannot kill effectively with dry, cracked skin."