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'''Da Vinci''' is a surgical robot that 's a cross between [[2001: A Space Colonoscopy|HAL 9000]] and a tortoise, whose utility is indirectly proportional to its cost.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/homeless-da-vinci-robot-spotted-on-street-begging-for-surgeries/ Homeless da Vinci Robot Seen Begging for Spare Surgeries]</ref> As a result of da Vinci's uselessness, it is used in many other ways<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/da-vinci-robot/ Surgeon Uses da Vinci Robot to Craft the Perfect Ham and Cheese Sandwich]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/da-vinci-brilliant-save-messi/ Copa America: Da Vinci with Brilliant Save on Messi]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/da-vinci-moster-jam-help-cavs/ Da Vinci’s Monster Jam Helps Cavs in Must-Win Game]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/05/da-vinci-big-help-14-hour-flight/ Da Vinci a Big Help on 14-Hour Flight]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/da-vinci-robot-becomes-sentient-terrorizes-city/ Breaking News: Da Vinci Robot Becomes Sentient, Terrorizes City]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/da-vinci-robots/ da Vinci Robots to be Deployed for Snow Shoveling]</ref>, just not surgery.