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[[File:Stapler.jpg|200px300px|thumb|left|"I hate you, stapler"]]
A '''stapler''' is an inanimate object found at the nurses station that can not only join pieces of paper together by driving a staple through them, but also is a great thing to yell at in frustration when no one else is around, but you need to yell and all you can focus your anger on is a '''stapler''' because, damn it, working in health care is hard and sometimes you just need to scream. At a '''stapler'''. F**k you, '''stapler'''!<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/12/7-stages-of-grief/ The 7 Stages of Grief When Faced with an Admission]</ref>