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'''Treatment'''
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Administer vitamin H. How? Doesn't matter. Quickly and by any means: IV, IM, [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/io-access/ IO], SC, PO, PR, vaginally, armpits... A particular favorite is by way of the [[Haldol Blowdart|Haldol blowdart]]. By correcting '''vitamin H deficiency''', elderly patients can return to their normal baseline (cooperative unconsciousness) and night staff can return to their normal baseline (browsing delivery menus<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/night-nurses-doctors/ Book of Delivery Menus Missing, 20 Night Nurses & Doctors Die of Hunger]</ref>).