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[[File:Scrub Tech and Friend in Apartment.jpg|400px|thumb|left|''"Welcome to my apartment, just don't touch anything!"'']]
A '''scrub tech''' is a bit of a misnomer since this tech doesn't simply hand out scrubs; a '''scrub tech''' also hands [[Bovie|instruments]] to surgeons for them to throw during temper tantrums. A '''scrub tech''' is a Master of Counting and is truly exemplary when telling people not to touch anything.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/scrub-tech-has-friend-visit-apartment-dont-touch-anything/ Scrub Tech Has Friend Visit Apartment: “Don’t Touch Anything”]</ref>