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'''Carving the Turkey'''
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In the event a surgeon is able to attend Thanksgiving, he or she should never be allowed to carve the turkey; it always ends up butchered with everyone questioning the surgeon's career choice.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/11/turkey/ Surgeon Struggles to Carve Turkey at Thanksgiving]</ref> For any other medical provider who carves the [[Turkey Sandwich|turkey]], there will always be that one flashback to gross anatomy. '''Breaking the Wishbone'''----'''Thanksgiving''' is one of the busiest days of the year for [[Orthopod|orthopods]], all of whom hate the holiday; for every broken wishbone, an orthopedic surgeon is consulted. That's a lot of wishbones to fix.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/11/ortho-broken-wishbone/ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone]</ref>