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[[File:Eggplants Rectum.jpg|400px|thumb|left|''"Hmmm, where can I store these eggplants? The fridge seems too obvious..."'']]
'''Eggplant''' is a delicious vegetable when consumed orally, but a very painful vegetable when inserted rectally. '''Eggplant''' is one of many items that should never be placed in a [[Interventional Proctology|rectum]] for safekeeping.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/08/foreign-body/ Genuine “Slipped and Fell” Rectal Foreign Body Victim Stuns Experts']</ref> A refrigerator is a much better option.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/07/1019/ Surgeons Remove Penis, Sex Toy Saved]</ref>