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Karen Weaselsnout-Jones

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'''Karen Weaselsnout-Jones''' is a very nice but highly annoying 24-year-old second-year medical student at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas (UNLV) who always wants to impress her supervising residents and attendings with her knowledge of things that no one wants to hear about, which unfortunately is a long list of reprehensible medical entities such as the [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Krebs cycle] and [http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/brachial-plexus/ brachial plexus].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/krebs-cycle-whoop-de-doo/ Med Student Knows Krebs Cycle, Whoop-De-Doo]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/damn-krebs-cycle/ Med Student Wastes Dying Patient’s Last Moments on Earth Talking About Damn Krebs Cycle]</ref> As prolonged exposure to Weaselsnout-Jones' [[Whispered Pectoriloquy|soliloquys]] can lead to deafness and brain damage, the best way to deal with her is to slowly escort her to a [[Supply Closet|supply closet]] and throw away the key.
 
 
'''Other Things The Snout Might Talk About That We Don't Want to Hear About'''
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#[http://gomerblog.com/2016/01/childrens-book-review-grace-chase-tackle-acid-base/ Acid-base disorders]
#Amino acids
#Gluconeogenesis
#Her personal life
#Oxidative phosphorylation
#Renal tubular acidosis
#Requests for [[Letter of Recommendation|letters of recommendation]]