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[[File:X-ray by Wilhelm Röntgen of Albert von Kölliker's hand - 18960123-02.jpg|350px|thumb|left]]
'''X-rays''' are sexually-explicit electromagnetic waves and intended for adults only.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/06/radiology-study/ Ever Wonder How Radiologists Know What Studies to Recommend?]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/sexy-stethoscopes-adults/ Valentine’s Day Tease: Stethoscopes in Sexy Positions]</ref> If you're a surgeon and need an '''X ray''' stat, please give them at least 3 seconds to respond before throwing a temper tantrum.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/01/x-ray-tech/ Surgeon Furious That X-Ray Tech Not Available 2.3 Seconds After Demanding X-Ray in OR]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/surgeon-throws-gauze/ Mildly Annoyed Surgeon Throws 4×4 Gauze Across Operating Room]</ref>