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The '''bowel prep''' is a liquid solution that a patient drinks to essentially flush the colon of stool and other inanimate objects, so that colonic polyps and colonic Pikachuscan be visualized and, if needed, removed and sent to pathology.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon]</ref> can be visualized and, if needed, removed and sent to pathology. '''Bowel preps''' work similarly to Drano. Unfortunately for patients, Drano is smaller in volume and more pleasant tasting. Even despite such advances like pumpkin-spiced bowel preps.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/its-time-for-a-seasonal-pumpkin-spiced-bowel-prep/ It’s Time for a Seasonal Pumpkin-Spiced Bowel Prep]</ref>
'''How You Know Your Bowel Prep is a Success'''
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You know your colon has effectively been prepped and is "squeaky clean" when farting produces a flute-like sound. When that happens, tell your gastroenterologist, "It's go time." Anything short of that, blame your doctor.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/colonoscopy-bowel-prep/ Poor Colonoscopy Bowel Prep Blamed on Doctor]</ref>

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