Stray Lego Piece
From Gomerpedia
A stray Lego piece is one of the world's leading causes of death with a mortality rate of 87%. For those who step on a stray Lego piece and survive, they are said to describe the pain as "life-changing" and it is the only type of pain that can be described as greater than 10 out of 10.[1]
Treatment
- First-line treatment is IV Dilaudid as mandated by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.[2]
- Second-line treatment is hospice
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References
- ↑ 20 Out of 10 Medical Providers Annoyed by Patients’ Misuse of Pain Scales (Gomerblog)
- ↑ CDC Recommends IV Dilaudid to Treat Foot Pain Caused by Stepping on a Stray Lego Piece (Gomerblog)
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