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'''I.''' Gomers do die and then we bring them back to life over and over again and then send them to a SNF only to bounce back tomorrow with fevers and hypotension.
'''II.''' Gomers go to ground and naturally we [[Blame Anesthesia Algorithm|blame anesthesia]] for it like everything else in medicine.
'''III.''' At a [[2015 ACLS Algorithm|cardiac arrest]], the first procedure is to make sure it isn’t your patient coding and that you don’t provide [[Back CompressionsCompression|back compressions]].
'''IV.''' The patient is the one with the disease and also the [[Patient Satisfaction Survey|patient satisfaction survey]].
'''X.''' If you don’t take an actual respiratory rate, just chart [[Respiratory Rate|16]].
'''XI.''' Show me a medical student that isn’t texting/Tweeting/[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/patient-admitted-facebook-overdose/Facebooking ] all day and I will kiss their feet.
'''XII.''' If a [http://gomerblog.com/2014/05/surgical-knot/ medical student cuts a suture], it will either be too short or too long, it can never be just right.
'''XIII.''' The delivery of good medical care is to prescribe opioids, antibiotics, [http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/turkey-sandwich-dilaudid-benadryl-turlaudidryl-special/ greasy delicious food], and to give the patient whatever they want from their [http://gomerblog.com/2015/08/google-medical-center/ Google research]. '''The Original Laws of the House of God'''----Do you know the original Laws? If you don't or even if you do, click here: [[Laws of the House of God]].
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