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'''X.''' If you don’t take an actual respiratory rate, just chart [[Respiratory Rate|16]].
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'''XII.''' If a [http://gomerblog.com/2014/05/surgical-knot/ medical student cuts a suture], it will either be too short or too long, it can never be just right.
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