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* Acid-base disorders
* Alex Ovechkin's inability to bring home the Stanley Cup
* Any surgical case that runs long<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/regional-anesthesia/ Regional Anesthesia Blamed for 20 Minute Case Delay Despite GYN Intern Taking Over 1 Hour to Close]</ref>
* [[Atrocious Vaginitis|Atrocious vaginitis]]
* Benghazi<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/10/bengahzi/ Hillary Clinton Blames Benghazi on Anesthesia]</ref>
* Bad [[Coffee|coffee]]
* Bad [[WiFi]] connection
* The betrayal of [[Tickle Me Jesus|Jesus]] by Judas
* [[Bounce Back|Bounce back]] or readmission
* Bowties
* Cat scratch fever
* Chernobyl 
* Child is crying
* The Civil War
* [[Computer Mouse|Computer mouse not working]]
* Constipation<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/constipation-center/ Joint Commission Creates New “Primary Constipation Center” Certification]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/02/updated-2016-code-constipation-algorithm/ Updated 2016 Code Constipation Algorithm]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/constipation/ Constipation is an Admitting Diagnosis Apparently]</ref>
* [[Da Vinci]]
* Daylight Saving Time
* [[Death]]
* Death of [[Man of Steel|Superman]]
* [[Diarrhea]]
* Double bogeys
* [[Dr. Oz]]
* Drought
* Earwax<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/earwax/ Breaking: New Earwax Impaction Guidelines Released, World Rejoices]</ref>
* [[Epic Fail|Epic]]
* The [[Extinct|extinction]] of the dinosaurs
* Failed relationship
* Famine
* The Falcons chokejob in [[Super Bowl LI]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/falcons-blame-anesthesia/ Falcons Blame Super Bowl Loss on Anesthesia]</ref>
* Favorite sports team lost 
* Febrile illness
* Fevers ''and'' chills
* Flat tire
* Food is cold
* Forgot your wallet
* [[There's Something About Mary Jane |Genitals caught while zipping pair of pants]]
* Global warming<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/04/earth-day-news-4-5-billion-years-earth-remains-full-code/ Earth Day News: After 4.5 Billion Years, Earth Remains Full Code]</ref> 
* Halo's Master Chief in a [[Halo|halo]] 
* Herpes
* Hindenburg Disaster
* Holes in underwear
* Hypoxia
* The I-85 Northbound Bridge collapse in Atlanta<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/heparin-bridge/ Atlanta Uses Heparin Bridge for Collapsed, Subtherapeutic Part of I-85]</ref>
* Insomnia
* Influenza
* The intentional walk in baseball
* [[Joint Commission]]
* The ''La La Land'' mix-up at the 2017 Oscars<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/02/warren-beauty-la-la-land/ Warren Beatty, La La Land Blame Oscar Best Picture Mix-Up on Anesthesia]</ref>
* LeBron James leaving Cleveland for South Beach
* LeBron James returning to Cleveland from South Beach
* Lice
* Lost keys
* Lost pens<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/09/nurses-doctors-pens/ Nurses, Doctors on Pace to Lose Over 1 Trillion Pens in 2015]</ref>
* Low sperm counts
* [[Man Buns|Man buns]]
* Medication side effects
* Meningismus 
* Milli Vanilli's lip-syncing Grammy fiasco<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/03/milli-vanilli/ Milli Vanilli No Longer Blames It on the Rain, Blames Anesthesia Instead]</ref>
* Mittelschmerz<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/06/mittelschmerz/ Mittelschmerz Pelvic Pale Ale a Hit in Mid-Cycle Menstruating Females]</ref>
* The musical ''Cats''
* Nickelback
* The obesity epidemic
* One-way roads
* The opioid epidemic
* Overalls
* A mime who is subpar 
* [[Pants]] that are too tight
* [[Paper Cut|Paper cuts]]
* Phone died<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/i-cant-afford-meds/ “I Can’t Afford These $4 Meds!” Says Patient with iPhone 6s Plus (Gold) & MacBook Air]</ref>
* Pocket watches
* Polar ice caps melting
* Poverty
* Pulled over for speeding
* Rotten food
* [[Thyroid Storm|Sh*tty weather]]
* Small penises
* The Space Bar on the keyboard is sticky
* The Spanish Inquisition
* Speeding ticket
* Staff meeting that never ends
* A stain that won't come out
* Stolen car
* Stolen credit card
* Stubbed your toe and it really f**king hurts
* Sunburn
* [[Syphilis]]
* Taxation without representation
* Taxation with representation
* That itch you can't scratch
* Thorns
* Traffic
* Trichomoniasis
* Turbulence
* Typhoons
* Uneven sidewalks
* United Airlines' new Pre-Beating Pre-Boarding policy<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-2/ United Airlines Asked to Forcibly Remove Patient from Hospital]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/top-10-reasons-united/ Top 10 Reasons United is Forcibly Dragging Doctors Off Planes]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/04/united-airlines-blames-anesthesia/ United Airlines Blames Violent Confrontation on Anesthesia]</ref>
* Vietnam War
* Wayne Gretzky getting traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings
* Well-done steaks
* West Nile Virus
* World War II


'''Further Reading'''
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* [[Blame Anesthesia]]
* [[Blame Anesthesia Algorithm]]
* [[Treaty of Drapes]]


'''Gomerblog References'''
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