Amazon Electrocardiogram

An Amazon Electrocardiogram is a wireless, cloud connected ECG machine. Whereas the Amazon Echocardiogram goes by the name Alexa, the Amazon Electrocardiogram goes by the name Alyssa.

Common Orders for Amazon Electrocardiogram

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"Alyssa, what kind of heart attack am I having?"

"Alyssa, what's the point of AVR?"

"Alyssa, can you start chest compressions?"

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