American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons
The American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons (or AAOS) is a professional organization founded in 1933 for the medical education of orthopods. Continuing medical education activities focus on fixing, counting, throwing, juggling, or burying bones.[1][2][3][4][5] Ripping phone books in half is also a favorite pastime.[6]
Mission Statement
To consult the Society of Hospital Medicine for medical management, to use Ancef liberally[7], to explain diastolic heart failure really good.[8], and to write notes without words.[9][10]
A Note to Non-Orthopods
Please be kind and help your fellow orthopod next time you spot them stuck in a hot van or in a snowbank.[11][12] Do not confuse them with arthropods.[13] If you see an orthopod that is SOB, that is by definition orthopnea. And don't forget to say thank you by buying them some pina coladas.[14]
Related Reading
- Biceps
- Developmental Milestones for a Baby Orthopod
- Ex Fix
References
- ↑ Bones: An Orthopedic Surgeon’s Perspective
- ↑ Orthopod Caught Listening to Femur with Stethoscope
- ↑ Ortho Stabilizes Stethoscope with External Fixator
- ↑ Orthopod Uses Patient’s Femurs to Play the Drums
- ↑ Ortho Consulted to Repair Broken Wishbone
- ↑ Orthopedic Applicant Tears Phonebook in Half to Seal Interview
- ↑ Orthopod Caught Auscultating Ancef Pump
- ↑ An Orthopedic Surgeon Explains: Diastolic Heart Failure
- ↑ Ortho Writes Perfect SOAP Note, First No-Worder This Year
- ↑ Orthopaedics to Begin to Use Emojis in Progress Notes
- ↑ Unattended Orthopedic Surgeon Left in Hot Van
- ↑ Oh No! Orthopedic Surgeon Got Plowed into a Snowbank
- ↑ The Difference Between Arthropods & Orthopods
- ↑ Ortho Likes Pina Coladas, Getting Caught in the Rain
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