American Cancer Society
From Gomerpedia
The American Cancer Society (or ACS) is a American, community-based, and voluntary health organization dedicated to the cure of cancer. Despite its acronym, it has nothing to do with the treatment of NSTEMI or STEMI so please do not contact them about that.[1][2] That's what the American Heart Association is for.
Mission
To tell people once and for all that ACS stands for American Cancer Society not acute coronary syndrome.
More Uplifting Reading
- Autoimmune
- Cardiac Catheterization
- Chemotaxis
- Death
- Death Rattle
- Death Giggle
- Mass
- Mortality Rate
- Pork Chop
- Postmortem Antibiotics
- Remission
- Terminal Illness
References
- ↑ Ben Carson: Heart Attack Victims Could Have Survived If They Cathed Own Coronaries
- ↑ No Matter the Symptom, Local Cardiologist Pretty Convinced It’s an Anginal Equivalent
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