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A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom]</ref>  After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing.  If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.
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''"I was on the toilet and from six flights down, in her communications bunker, the page operator scored a direct hit: DR. BASCH CALL EMERGENCY WARD FOR AN ADMISSION, DR. BASCH..." - The House of God''
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A hospital '''bathroom''' is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry, though ultimately you will be paged because it was some sort of magnetic vortex that attracts the [[Pager|paging gods]]<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/burnout/ Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout (Gomerblog)]</ref> or get hammer [[Page|paged]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/07/physician-paged/ Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom (Gomerblog)]</ref>  After a good cry, the '''bathroom''' provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing.  If you see one of those [[Joint Commission]] signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.
  
  
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
'''Related Reading'''
 
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- [[Bathroom Break]]
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* [[Bathroom Break]]
 
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* [[Foley Catheter]]
- [[Foley Catheter]]
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* [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot to Pee]
 
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* [[Nurses Station]]
- [http://gomerblog.com/2015/01/healthcare-workers/ Forgot to Pee]
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* [[Potty Mouth]]
 
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* [[Potty Party]]
- [[Nurses Station]]
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* [http://theoatmeal.com/blog/public_toilets Public Toilets]
 
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* [[Renal Failure]]
- [http://theoatmeal.com/blog/public_toilets Public Toilets]]
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* [[Urinary Tract Infection]]
 
 
- [[Renal Failure]]
 
 
 
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[[Category:Medical Locations]]
 
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Latest revision as of 14:50, 22 July 2017

"Can't I sh*t in peace?! Stop paging me!!"

"I was on the toilet and from six flights down, in her communications bunker, the page operator scored a direct hit: DR. BASCH CALL EMERGENCY WARD FOR AN ADMISSION, DR. BASCH..." - The House of God


A hospital bathroom is one of the few places of refuge for overworked medical personnel; it is a wonderful place where one can cry, though ultimately you will be paged because it was some sort of magnetic vortex that attracts the paging gods[1] or get hammer paged.[2] After a good cry, the bathroom provides all the necessary elements to fix oneself up: a toilet into which one can vomit, toilet paper and paper towels to wipe away one's tears and mascara, and a sink with running water to mask the sounds of sobbing. If you see one of those Joint Commission signs though, be sure to take it down before leaving.


Related Reading



References


  1. Tips: How to Improve Your Daily Cry at Work Due to Burnout (Gomerblog)
  2. Gastroenterologist Paged Record 35 Times While in Restroom (Gomerblog)


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