Christmas

Gerard van Honthorst's "The Adoration of the Shepherds"

Christmas is an annual holiday where Christian medical providers celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ by working all freaking day while patients write negative patient satisfaction surveys

Christmas Poems

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There are several favorite Christmas poems:

1. "Twas the Night After Christmas"
2. "Twas the Night Shift Before Christmas"
3. "Twas the Night of Call"
4. "Twas the Night Before Christmas in the ED"

Christmas Carols & Men's Health

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According to the American Urological Association, Christmas is also a time to celebrate men's health, which is best exemplified by their Christmas carol "Check Your Balls."

Fun Facts

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1. Christmas kind of rhymes with trismus and strabismus, doesn't it?
2. The Christmas Morning of '94 is still regarded as the greatest medical holiday of all time because Dr. Silverstein completed rounds by dinnertime.

Related Topics

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• God
• New Year's Day
• Pontificate
• Pope Francis
• Seminary Vesicles
• Tickle Me Jesus
• Twelve Days of Christmas

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