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A '''colon''' is a form of punctuation used to represent one's [[2016 Code Constipation Algorithm|large intestines]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/10/colonoscopes-plastic-reachers/ Colonoscopes Replaced by Plastic Reachers from Home Depot(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/googles-self-driving-colonoscopes-huge-success/ Google to Deploy Self-Driving Colonoscopes(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/07/pikachu-spotted-mans-colon/ Pokémon Go Update: Pikachu Spotted in Man’s Colon(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/03/colon-cleansed/ Joint Commission Mandates Physicians Have Colon Cleansed Between Each Patient Encounter(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2015/03/colonoscopy/ Dr. Oz’s Colonoscopy Reveals That He’s FOS(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/09/advanced-colonoscopy-technique/ Gastroenterologist Discovers Advanced Colonoscopy Technique, Twerk Position, While Working on Miley Cyrus(Gomerblog)]</ref><ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2013/06/colon-looses-it-screams-ok-everybody-out/ Colon Loses It, Screams “OK, EVERYBODY OUT!”(Gomerblog)]</ref> '''Parts of the Colon'''----* Ascending colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the cecum and hepatic flexure (right side of the '''colon''').* Transverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' between the hepatic and splenic flexures.* Inverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' opposite the normal '''colon'''.* Perverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' that is totally inappropriate and will not be tolerated.* Adverse colon - The part of the '''colon''' to which the patient is allergic.* Descending colon - The part the '''colon''' between the splenic flexure and the sigmoid '''colon''' (left side of the '''colon''').* Sigmoid colon - The part the '''colon''' between the descending '''colon''' and the [[Rectum|rectum]].
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