Difference between revisions of "Correlatus clinicus"

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'''''Correlatus clinicus''''' is a recently discovered species of [[Radiology's Circle of Tests|radiologists]] found in the sub-basements of health care settings.  They do not interact with human beings.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/new-species-of-radiologist/ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement]</ref>  If they see the sun, they die.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/radiologist-dies-exposure-sunlight/ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight]</ref>
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'''''Correlatus clinicus''''' is a recently discovered species of [[Radiology's Circle of Tests|radiologists]] found in the sub-basements of health care settings.  They do not interact with [[Human Being|human beings]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/new-species-of-radiologist/ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement]</ref>  If they see the sun, they die.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/radiologist-dies-exposure-sunlight/ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight]</ref> To compensate for the lack of light, '''Correlatus clinicus''' have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the [[Trapezius|greatest of ease]].
  
  

Revision as of 03:32, 2 July 2017

"It's 2017, why am I still reading films by hand?!"

Correlatus clinicus is a recently discovered species of radiologists found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with human beings.[1] If they see the sun, they die.[2] To compensate for the lack of light, Correlatus clinicus have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the greatest of ease.


Related Topics


- Clinical Correlation

- Radiology's Circle of Tests

- Sunlight

- X-Rays

- XXX-Rays


References


  1. New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement
  2. Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight


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