Difference between revisions of "Correlatus clinicus"
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− | '''''Correlatus clinicus''''' is a recently discovered species of [[Radiology's Circle of Tests|radiologists]] found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with [[Human Beings|human beings]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/new-species-of-radiologist/ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement]</ref> If they see the sun, they die.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/radiologist-dies-exposure-sunlight/ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight]</ref> To compensate for the lack of light, '''Correlatus clinicus''' have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the [[Trapezius|greatest of ease]]. | + | '''''Correlatus clinicus''''' is a recently discovered species of [[Radiology's Circle of Tests|radiologists]] found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with [[Human Beings|human beings]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/new-species-of-radiologist/ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement (Gomerblog)]</ref> If they see the sun, they die.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/radiologist-dies-exposure-sunlight/ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight (Gomerblog)]</ref> To compensate for the lack of light, '''Correlatus clinicus''' have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the [[Trapezius|greatest of ease]]. |
Revision as of 03:33, 2 July 2017
Correlatus clinicus is a recently discovered species of radiologists found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with human beings.[1] If they see the sun, they die.[2] To compensate for the lack of light, Correlatus clinicus have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the greatest of ease.
Related Topics
- Schmutz
- Sunlight
- X-Rays
- XXX-Rays
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