Correlatus clinicus

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"It's 2017, why am I still reading films by hand?!"

Correlatus clinicus is a recently discovered species of radiologists found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with human beings.[1] If they see the sun, they die.[2] To compensate for the lack of light, Correlatus clinicus have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the greatest of ease.


Related Topics


- Clinical Correlation

- Chart Biopsy

- Pneumonia

- Radiology's Circle of Tests

- Schmutz

- Sunlight

- X-Rays

- XXX-Rays


References


  1. New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement
  2. Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight


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