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[[File:Radiologist viewing computed tomography.jpg|450px|thumb|right|''"It's 2017, why am I still reading films by hand?!"'']]
'''''Correlatus clinicus''''' is a recently discovered species of [[Radiology's Circle of Tests|radiologists]] found in the sub-basements of health care settings. They do not interact with [[Human Beings|human beings]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/09/new-species-of-radiologist/ New Species of Radiologist Discovered in Hospital Sub-Basement(Gomerblog)]</ref> If they see the sun, they die.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2016/12/radiologist-dies-exposure-sunlight/ Radiologist Dies Upon Immediate Exposure to Sunlight(Gomerblog)]</ref> To compensate for the lack of light, '''Correlatus clinicus''' have overcompensated vision allowing them to read radiographic studies with the [[Trapezius|greatest of ease]].