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#''Esophageal dysphagia'' - Difficulty swallowing several seconds after initiating a swallow, as is common in interns suffering from foot-in-mouth disease whose shoe actually got lodged into the esophagus.
#''Gastric dysphagia'' - Difficulty swallowing originating from the stomach because the intern's shoe is tickling the pylorus.
#''Intestinal dysphagia''' - Difficult swallowing originating from the small or large intestines since intern's said shoe is now close to causing a bowel obstruction.<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2017/01/anesthesiologist-swallows-pride-develops-small-bowel-obstruction/ Anesthesiologist Swallows Pride, Develops Small Bowel Obstruction (Gomerblog)]</ref>#''Anal dysphagia'' - Difficulty swallowing originating from the anus, not from the intern's shoe, but from an attending or nursing kicking the intern in the butt and getting his or her shoe stuckin the intern's [[Rectum|rectum]].