Genital Warthogs

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Genital warthogs is a sexually-transmitted infection.


Symptoms


Worse than genital warts, genital warthogs is when large warthogs grow in the genital and anal regions. It is one of the most uncomfortable sexually-transmitted infections as the warthogs may possibly bite off your genitals.


Signs


Positive warthog sign. Negative hyena reflex.


Causes


Warthog papillomavirus (WPV).


Risk Factors


The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has uncovered the following risk factors for acquiring genital warthogs:

  1. Unprotected sex with multiple partners
  2. Unprotected sex with multiple warthogs
  3. You are a warthog


Treatment


  1. Train a lion to kill the warthog.
  2. Survive the attack.[1]


References


  1. Endangered VA System Named 60th U.S. National Park


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