Hospicillin
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Hospicillin is a penicillin derivative that treats patients by making them DNR[1] and sending to hospice.[2]
Brand Names
Generic.
Nicknames
The Blue Pill.
Dosing
One-time dose.
Route of Administration
However you can get it in there: PO, PR, IO, IV, OS, OU, you name it! See Route of Administration.
Indications
Hospicillin was approved by the FDA on March 1, 2017 for use in patients who are Full Code.[3]
Adverse Reactions
Nausea, maculopapular rash, genital detachment.
By the Way
Before you use hospicillin, have you first tried yelling at your patient? See Peter Edelstein for more information.
Related Topics
- Ancef (Cefazolin)
- Code Blue Drinking Game
- Code Status
- Comforter Care
- Dead, dead, dead, dead...
- DNR
- Eye Hospice
- Futilimab
References
- ↑ Medical Team Confused as Patient Made DNR Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays
- ↑ After Another Horrid Shift, Doctor Calls Palliative Care on Self, Goes Home with Hospice
- ↑ FDA Approves Hospicillin for Use in Patients Who are Full Code
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