Difference between revisions of "Jock Itch"
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| − | '''Jock itch''' is when a rude, arrogant, stupid meathead, who usually plays high school football and beats up "nerds," is [[American Academy of Dermatology|itchy]]. | + | '''Jock itch''' is when a rude, arrogant, stupid meathead, who usually plays high school football and beats up "nerds," is [[American Academy of Dermatology|itchy]].<ref>[http://gomerblog.com/2014/09/sports-analogies/ Former College Athlete Overusing Sports Analogies on Rounds (Gomerblog)]</ref> |
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| + | * [[Swamp Crotch]] | ||
| + | * [[Tennis Crotch]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 06:01, 4 December 2017
Jock itch is when a rude, arrogant, stupid meathead, who usually plays high school football and beats up "nerds," is itchy.[1]
Diagnosis
Jock scratching his balls.
Treatment
Castration, then take away his football.
Related Conditions
- Amazeballs
- Blue Balls
- Foley Catheter
- Full Contact Dermatitis
- Ping Pong Balls
- Swamp Crotch
- Tennis Crotch
References
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