Medical History

"Really? It's on this computer?!"

A medical history is that thing health care providers obnoxiously try to obtain from patients when clearly it is just "on the computer."[1] History of present illness? It's on the computer. Past medical history, surgeries, and medications? Don't fret, it's on the computer. Family history? That's on the computer too. On rare occasions, a patient may bring a tape recorder and play back a recording of his medical problems rather than telling you directly.[2] When you do look on the computer, beware the poorly-completed medical history.[3]


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  1. Breaking: Patient States His Medical History Should "All be in the Computer” (Gomerblog)
  2. Old Man Tired of Giving Medical History (Gomerblog)
  3. Comey Opening Statement Lacks HPI, Family History, Review of Systems (Gomerblog)


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